I’m Too Expressive for Emoticons

My face is an open book. It is very hard, if not impossible, for me to hide what I am feeling.  And I like it like that. You pretty much know what you are getting with me (I hope).

On the internet, though, I don’t have my face to to aide me in expressing how I really feel, and those piddly little emoticons are just not doing it for me.  I mean, really-  🙂 or =) is the best we can do?  So I decided the best thing to do was come up with my own.  I have named them Emoticarolyns.

Behold:

This is only the beginning, there is a whole depth and breadth of emotions that I have not yet made an emoticarolyn for yet.  For instance, I realised I left out the emotion I probably have the most while on the internet: FLAMES FLAMES FLAMES ON THE SIDES OF MY FACE!!!!!